Jeremy Arroyo

Stand-up specials

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Aggressively deadpan one-liners designed to make an audience groan.

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Jeremy Arroyo tells jokes that are supposed to fail. He stands stiffly at the microphone, strips away all inflection, and delivers a pun so blunt it forces the room to groan. He does not smile when the noise hits. Instead, he stares at the crowd, letting the uncomfortable silence stretch out until the audience starts laughing at their own annoyance. The rhythm relies entirely on friction: a setup, a terrible punchline, a long silence, and eventual surrender.

He works the Midwestern indie circuit, playing festivals and dive bars where crowds usually expect conversational storytelling. Dropping a strict one-liner act into those rooms acts as a reset for the night. He is a comic peers watch from the back of the room, waiting to see how far he can push an audience with bad puns before they stop going along with the bit.

His album Groaners tests the listener. He treats self-deprecation and cheap jokes with the exact same serious tone, refusing to wink at the audience. It is an exercise in pure stamina. The back half of a set can sometimes feel like a standoff if the room decides they are done hearing wordplay.

That tight writing fits his background writing headlines for The Onion. When he is not doing standup, he funnels his combative streak into Dial Trolls, a prank phone call podcast where he bothers people who never asked to hear his voice.