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Ted Alexandro

A slow-burning New York veteran making political anger look incredibly calm.

3 specials · 2001–2018

Start with Comedy Central Presents, the breakout (2006 · Comedy Central)

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Ted Alexandro works the stage like a guy who realizes he has all the time in the world. He stands tall and still, speaking in a low, even murmur that makes a noisy club quiet down to listen. He trusts the pause. He will deliver a premise and just wait, letting silence hang over the crowd until the tension peaks, before dropping a punchline that resets the room. He builds a slow, deliberate rhythm, letting quiet do half the heavy lifting.

Specials

On stage

He is bedrock in the New York scene, a veteran that younger comics crowd the back of the room to watch. He refuses to adjust his pacing for shorter attention spans. Instead, he takes his stage time to pick apart capitalism, political dysfunction, and the indignities of getting older. He helped lead a real-world push to get New York club comics better pay, and that pro-labor, anti-corporate stance anchors his material. But he never yells about the system. He outlines societal rot with the dry patience of someone explaining a basic rule to a stubborn adult.

The control in his delivery comes from his background. Before comedy, Alexandro studied jazz piano and spent years as an elementary school music teacher in Queens. You can hear both past lives in a typical set. He maps out a joke with the ear of a musician who knows exactly how long to hold a rest, and he commands the stage with the unshakeable calm of a guy who used to manage thirty restless children every morning.

Turning points

  1. Co-founding The New York Comedians Coalition

    Helped unionize and organize NYC comics to successfully negotiate the first wage increase at New York comedy clubs since the 1980s.

  2. Occupy Wall Street Comedy Rallies

    Co-organized comedy rallies during the Occupy Wall Street protests and co-founded Occupy Astoria Long Island City to bring topical stand-up to civic activism.

  3. Independent Release of Senior Class of Earth

    Released his hour special via Bill Burr's All Things Comedy network, marking his first full-length special outside traditional television channels.

At a glance

Born
, Bellerose, Queens, New York
On stage
since 1992
Style
observational, political, deadpan
Breakout
Comedy Central Presents
Influences
Louis C.K.
Topics
Elsewhere
Website, Wikipedia

Fans also like

  • Jim Gaffigan

    Alexandro and Gaffigan share extensive touring history and creative collaboration on Teachers Lounge, united by clean, sharp observational material about parenting and family life.

    Photo: Montclair Film / CC-BY-2.0

  • Louis C.K.

    Alexandro has cited Louis C.K. as an early career mentor and frequently opened for him across the New York stand-up scene.

    Photo: ANDERS KRUSBERG / PEABODY AWARDS / CC-BY-2.0

Podcasts

  • Ted Alexandro and Hollie Harper · co-host

    A weekly conversational comedy show exploring various topics across Apple Podcasts and Spotify.

    Spotify · Apple Podcasts

  • The Ted Alexandro Show · host

    A weekly podcast hosted by Ted Alexandro.

    Apple Podcasts

Also on screen

2000s
Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist Guest patient / Self
Teachers Lounge Music teacher
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Oz Guest role
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Louie Guest role
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Inside Amy Schumer Guest role

A clip to start with

Ted Alexandro Stand-Up 02/26/14 | CONAN on TBS

5 min · 180K views · on Team Coco