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Comedy Central Presents

Nick Swardson

Comedy Central · 2006 · 22 min

A half-hour of bizarre hypotheticals and terrible cologne ideas.

Nick Swardson’s second half-hour set for Comedy Central catches a mid-2000s slacker at the peak of his particular powers. He trades in a specific brand of aggressively strange hypothetical scenarios, leaning into concepts that sound like they were developed at four in the morning. The standout material pits the physical capabilities of babies against intoxicated adults, and he treats the premise with deadpan analytical rigor.

Recorded at the Hudson Theatre in New York City, the episode aired in the spring of 2006. Swardson was having a massive year on screen, appearing in the Happy Madison productions Grandma’s Boy and The Benchwarmers, while simultaneously playing roller-skating gigolo Terry Bernadino on Reno 911!. He had dialed in his stage persona by this point, operating as a guy who just wants to understand why airports need signs reminding passengers not to pack explosives. The remaining time goes to detailing his exacting dating criteria and debuting a deeply unappealing fragrance for men.

The set list

2 bits
  1. Owning various zoo animals

    Discussing why he wants to own various zoo animals

  2. Finding valuable treasure

    Detailing what he would do if he found a valuable treasure

How it plays

About
owning zoo animals, finding valuable treasure

Details

Released
Runtime
22 min
Where
Comedy Central
Director
Paul Miller
Topics
Before
Comedy Central Presents (2001)
After
Seriously, Who Farted? (2009)

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