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I'm Here to Help

Craig Ferguson

Netflix · 2013 · 81 min

A manic, free-flowing hour of historical tangents and shark anatomy.

Craig Ferguson carries the manic, stream-of-consciousness energy of his late-night television tenure directly to the stage. He skips the tight, polished setups of traditional stand-up in favor of loose, conversational tangents about shark anatomy, the historical inaccuracy of British-accented Romans, and the logistics of Helen of Troy. It is a high-movement, high-volume set from a host who had spent the last eight years practicing free-form monologue on network television.

Filmed at the Warner Theatre in Washington, D.C., the 2013 Netflix release captures Ferguson at the height of his talk show fame. The material bounces between his personal history, like the consequences of taking acid after twelve pints of Guinness, and structural absurdities in Hollywood, such as seat fillers and nature documentaries. The audio version of the performance later earned a Grammy nomination for Best Comedy Album.

The set list

5 bits
  1. The horrors and helplessness of fatherhood

    Riffs on standing passively during childbirth and describes babies as evil shitting machines designed to keep parents awake

  2. Hitler as a proto-hipster

    Twirls political incorrectness by noting Hitler was into painting, unusual facial hair, and vegetarianism

  3. Helen of Troy and the female derriere

    Suggests men's timeless obsession with female butts is responsible for launching the first war in history

  4. Hollywood rehab and accountability

    Compares celebrity rehab stints to safe bases in the game of tag, and compares a coworker's chocolate cravings to his own past alcohol benders

  5. Drew Carey bookending bit

    Uses a framing device involving his former Drew Carey Show co-star to open and conclude the show

How it plays

Tone
Raunchy, irreverent, light-hearted, ribald, and candid
On stage
Charming, charismatic, and sharply self-deprecating with a goofy facade, an acquired taste blending smart, smug, and silly delivery with a sailor's mouth
Pace
Boundlessly energetic, fast-moving, and ebullient with wandering, free-flowing momentum
About
fatherhood and babies, addiction and recovery, celebrity culture and Hollywood accountability, female anatomy and sex, political correctness

What the critics said

Praised as Ferguson in his element with infectious charisma and energy, showing stronger craft and purpose than his nightly talk show monologues, despite some familiar parenting tropes and pop culture references

In the room: Energetic, sold-out theater crowd receptive to his uncensored and profanity-laced material

Summed up from reviews, articles and listings. Sources: imdb.com, comedydynamics.com, allmovie.com, vizio.com, allmusic.com, exclaim.ca, couchbound.blogspot.com, en.wikipedia.org, netflix.com.

Backstory

Performed unencumbered by CBS broadcast network censors while juggling parenthood with a two-year-old child at home

Details

Released
Taped
2012, Warner Theatre, Washington
Runtime
81 min
Where
Netflix
Director
Jay Chapman
Honors
Nominated for Best Comedy Album at the 56th Grammy AwardsPeaked at #6 on the US Billboard Top Comedy Albums chart
Topics
Before
A Wee Bit o' Revolution (2009)
After
Just Being Honest (2015)

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