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Nectarine

Gabriel Rutledge

YouTube · 2024 · 67 min

An experienced road comic mocks the minor humiliations of middle age.

A stand-up routine that treats middle age not as a tragedy, but as a series of petty compromises. Gabriel Rutledge spends a good chunk of his time explaining why he wants to hang out by the snack table if he ever ends up at an orgy, specifically imagining the tension over who was supposed to bring the orange slices. His perspective is that of a tired road comic who has spent twenty years in the trenches of American comedy clubs, and his style relies on a high-speed, self-deprecating delivery. Filmed at the Spokane Comedy Club in Spokane, Washington, the special was released on YouTube in March 2024. Rutledge works through a set that touches on the sudden realization that he has started caring about birds, the struggle of forgetting the word ‘nectarine’ during a conversation (ultimately resorting to calling it a ‘shaved peach’), and the silent negotiation that happens when a grocery store cashier asks if he wants his candy bar left out of the bag. By 2024, Rutledge had already spent years as a highly reliable touring headliner. This hour captures him at his most structured, delivering tightly wound anecdotes that make the domestic routine feel absurd.

The set list

4 bits
  1. Modern dispensary snobbery vs. liquor store customer service

    Contrasts the overly friendly, wine-like pretentious tasting notes at legal weed shops with the blunt, indifferent efficiency of liquor stores, arguing that weed is now too potent.

  2. Doctor's guidelines on weekly alcohol consumption

    Ridiculs the medical questionnaire on drinking to change mood and jokes about the medical limit difference between men and women, proposing loopholed container sizes.

  3. Getting drunk in Reno and married men claiming they would tear it up if single

    Admits wanting to feel desirable while married, before mocking married friends who falsely believe young women would date them if they were single.

  4. Orgy Snacks

How it plays

On stage
Sharp-witted, relatable, self-deprecating about his appearance and aging, and unfiltered
About
marijuana and dispensary culture, alcohol and drinking limits, aging and physical decline, marriage and fidelity

Backstory

Avoids hot-button political discourse or division in favor of broad, unifying comedy that brings people together to laugh

Details

Released
Taped
Spokane Comedy Club
Runtime
67 min
Where
YouTube
Director
Gabriel Rutledge
Topics
After
A Reasonable Hour (2026)

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