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Billy D. Washington

A former cop scoring his dry standup on a lounge piano.

1 special · 2001

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Billy D. Washington sits at a keyboard, but he doesn’t just play comedy songs. He underscores his spoken set. He noodles on smooth jazz chords while he talks, using the piano to set the pace of his delivery. When he lands on a tense premise about race or policing, the gentle music continues underneath, creating a strange friction between the relaxed sound and the weight of the joke. He lets the keys ring out in the quiet moments after a punchline, giving the audience time to catch up.

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On stage

He works the constant circuit of the comedy industry, splitting his calendar between regional clubs and late-night sets on cruise ships. He has the steady stage presence of a performer who has faced every kind of crowd, a reliability that kept him on the road as Aretha Franklin’s opening act for three years.

The material relies on misdirection. Washington speaks in a calm, unbothered tone. He will build a premise around a familiar racial trope, let the crowd get quiet, and then end the bit with a complaint about something entirely mundane. He talks about law enforcement from the inside, detailing the dull frustrations of the job rather than delivering a broad lecture.

Before moving to comedy, he spent five years as a police officer in Houston. That background gives his bits about cops a firm grounding in actual daily procedure.

Turning points

  1. From Police Officer to Stand-Up Comic

    After serving five years in law enforcement as a police officer and Harris County Deputy Constable, Washington discovered comedy while working club security and resigned to pursue standup full-time.

  2. Performance for 52,000 at Houston Astrodome

    Booked accidentally for a country music stadium bill during the O.J. Simpson trial, Washington won over the massive crowd immediately with a daring opening line.

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    Three-Year Tour Opening for Aretha Franklin

    After hearing his standup and piano act, Aretha Franklin remarked that he was 'like jazz telling jokes' and hired him on the spot as her national tour opening act for three years.

At a glance

On stage
since 1991
Style
observational, musical comedy, deadpan, satire, one liner, storytelling
Breakout
2 Jokes, 1 Hour
Influences
Mark Twain, Michael Dyson, Jay-Z
Topics
Elsewhere
Wikipedia

Podcasts

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Also on screen

Police Quest: Open Season Dennis Walker
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Arlington Road Supporting role in feature film starring Jeff Bridges and Tim Robbins.
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Island Hoppers Celebrity judge alongside James Van Der Beek on the Carnival Cruise Line series.

A clip to start with

Telling Jokes To People With Alzheimer's. Billy D. Washington

4 min · 61K views · on Dry Bar Comedy