Emma Holland

Stand-up specials

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Art school elegance weaponized for minor personal feuds.

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She stands beside an easel or a projector screen, clicks to an absurd collage, and waits. The expression is wide-eyed and politely blank, the posture upright, like a docent presenting a project she knows is strange. She will lay out an ethical debate about street photography or analyze video game characters with total seriousness, only to veer into a bitter grudge against a primary school classmate who stole her choir solo. When a joke leaves the room quiet, she does not rush to bail it out. She just holds the gaze until the audience catches on to the rhythm.

On Australian panel shows, she works as a quiet disruptor among faster-talking banter comics, but festival rooms are where her sensibility makes the most sense. She has carved out a distinct following in Melbourne by treating an hour of standup less like a club set and more like a playground for strange visual projects.

Her shows, including Don’t Touch My Trinkets, work by contrasting meticulous visual craft with deliberate immaturity. She is sharpest when high-concept framing collides with low-stakes resentment, using elaborate installations to settle scores with rude drivers. The pacing only dips when the theatrical staging takes precedence over the jokes, forcing the room to wait while props get reset.

Her background in photography and fine arts explains the stagecraft. Rather than pulling novelty gags out of a prop trunk, she builds hours that feel genuinely curated, turning the venue into an organized museum of grievances.