Justine Smith
An exhausted realist who dismantles crowds with the authority of a bartender.
1 special · 2000
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Justine Smith performs with the posture of a bartender who has already decided to cut you off. She doesn’t bound onto the stage; she plants herself, armed with an exhausted expression and a raised eyebrow. Her cadence is conversational but deliberate. She details a minor grievance, letting annoyance build a steady rhythm, then suddenly breaks her own tension with a wide, infectious grin. She drops filthy punchlines with a casual shrug, delivering aggression as if reading back a diner order.
Specials
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Pulp Comedy: Series 5, Episode 3 (Rhys Darby, Mike Loder, Justine Smith) with Rhys Darby, Mike Loder & 1 more
A 2000 television showcase featuring working New Zealand comics.
TV3 (New Zealand) · 30 min
On stage
In New Zealand, Smith is part of the comedy circuit’s foundation. She started gigging in the late nineties, learning to work the loud rooms of Auckland’s pub scene. Today she is a veteran who anchors panel shows like 7 Days and pulls focus on Taskmaster NZ. She is the comic younger acts watch from the back of the room to learn how to control a Friday late crowd without needing to shout.
Her material runs on the friction of everyday annoyance. Her sets avoid theatrical framing, built instead out of direct, punch-heavy standup. She plays a woman entirely out of patience, dissecting bad behavior with a cheerful smirk. She occasionally turns on the crowd, but the temperature remains hospitable. She will spend three minutes taking apart a front-row patron’s life choices, then smile at them with genuine affection.
Smith came to standup in her mid-twenties on a dare while working behind an actual bar. That background remains visible in everything she does on stage: the practical, unbothered stance of a person used to holding court from the other side of the counter.
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