Katie Novotny

Stand-up specials

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Treating bad dates and Catholic guilt like minor rec-league injuries.

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Novotny steps to the microphone with the loose, square-shouldered comfort of someone who just walked in from a pickup basketball game. Her rhythm is conversational and unhurried, leaning on cheerful shrugs and breezy side-eye rather than loud emotional crescendos. When a self-deprecating line about her nonexistent dating life lands in the room, she does not wallow in it; she leans back, grins, and dissects the failure with the practical detachment of an umpire reviewing a bad call. Bits about routine physical indignities unfold less like private confessions and more like banter over bruised shins.

She works the club and festival circuit as an independent road comic rather than a product of the late-night machine. Filming her own hours and working indie rooms across the country, she plays to crowds that value patient, story-forward sets over rapid-fire internet bait.

Her sharpest material centers on a household where her father treated his daughters like surrogate sons, drilling them on tool handling and football passes. Novotny mines her Catholic roots, chronic singlehood, and bad knees for punchlines that land without bitterness. The material can skirt close to familiar suburban dating tropes, but she keeps the setups clipped enough to avoid getting bogged down.

Trained in Chicago improv at Second City and iO, she brings a scene partner’s sense of timing to a solo microphone. The Midwestern roots are not an affectation; they give her delivery a direct, practical baseline.