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Comedy Central Presents

Demetri Martin

Comedy Central · 2004 · 21 min

A quiet, clever half-hour of one-liners, drawings, and acoustic guitar.

Demetri Martin’s 2004 breakout half-hour on Comedy Central Presents serves as a blueprint for the deadpan minimalism that defined his early career. He does not just stand at a microphone telling one-liners; he systematically divides his set into three distinct acts. He starts with low-energy, linguistic observations, moves to a giant flip pad for deadpan visual diagrams, and finishes with a guitar-scored storytelling sequence that morphs into a bizarre stage play featuring dragons, fairies, and his actual grandmother.

Filmed at the Hudson Theatre in New York City, the special caught Martin at a pivotal transition. He had recently walked away from a full law school scholarship to write for Late Night with Conan O’Brien and perform in clubs. Martin reportedly introduced the acoustic guitar and harmonica to his act to prevent TV editors from cutting up his timing—the continuous music served as an acoustic timecode that kept his jokes intact.

The individual bits are lean, literalist puzzles. He points out the absurdity of wearing camouflage in the city, the terrifying reality of tripping on an escalator, and the dark logic of playing hangman with an amputee. The set helped establish his signature style in the US ahead of his 2006 album, These Are Jokes.

The set list

4 bits
  1. Swimming is a confusing sport

    Observing that swimming is confusing because sometimes it is done for fun and other times to avoid dying, and Martin is sometimes unsure which one it is.

  2. The phrase 'sort of'

    Explaining how 'sort of' is usually just harmless filler, except when uttered after serious statements like 'I love you' or 'You're going to live.'

  3. Bumper stickers

    Viewing bumper stickers not as annoyances, but as handy shortcuts signaling 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

  4. Intelligent sentences starting with 'dude'

    Pondering the most intelligent statements beginning with the word 'dude', such as 'Dude, these are isotopes' or a Nobel Prize acceptance speech.

Backstory

Season 8, Episode 14 of Comedy Central's half-hour stand-up comedy series Comedy Central Presents, airing in March 2004.

Details

Released
Runtime
21 min
Where
Comedy Central
Director
Paul Miller
Topics
Before
If I (2004)
After
Person (2007)

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