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The Only Funny White Man

Geoffrey Asmus

YouTube · 2023 · 51 min

Arrogant Midwestern self-deprecation from an overeducated comic.

Geoffrey Asmus bases his stage persona on a strange paradox: he acts like a supremely confident alpha male while freely admitting to bed-wetting, a lifetime of zero masturbation, and sharing personality traits with serial killers. This contrast fuels The Only Funny White Man, a self-released hour where his high-intellect, history-major background collides with aggressive Midwestern self-deprecation.

Filmed at Sisyphus Brewing in Minneapolis, Minnesota (with his parents sitting in the crowd), the 2023 special arrived during a career boom for Asmus. Having built an online following through short clips of combative crowd work and historical trivia, he used this performance to establish his credentials as a long-form writer. Rather than relying on simple audience riffs, the set features written routines on Midwestern religious billboard wars, the history of the Bible, and why liberals keep defeating themselves politically.

He spends plenty of time targeting his own crowd. He mocks local Lutherans, takes shots at his liberal audience’s snobbery toward blue-collar farm workers, and reads aloud a bizarre biblical passage detailing the exact punishment for a wife who grabs another man’s groin during a brawl. It is a highly specific, historically literate brand of arrogance.

The set list

3 bits
  1. Answering society's pressing questions about whether dogs are sexy, if Democrats are needed, mandatory abortions, Lutherans entering heaven, and why betas are allowed to live

    Presented through his comedic alpha-male mentality

  2. Stereotyping rural America and chiding the liberal audience

    Depicts rural America in a stereotypical light before pivoting focus onto the audience, chiding them for their ire toward farmers and union workers

  3. Discussing the storming of the U.S. Capitol, parental sex, abortion, and hating Lutherans

    Delivered as a tour of his intrusive thoughts, nonchalantly weaving through controversial topics

How it plays

Tone
Dirty, crass, sophisticated, provocative, and quick-witted
On stage
Arrogant 'alpha' persona that also embodies self-deprecation; dirty, crass yet sophisticated and smart; mischievous and charming
Pace
Boisterous yet nonchalant delivery, comfortably weaving in and out of jokes, highly present on stage and in command of the room
About
alpha-male mentality and betas, politics and polarizing topics (Democrats, storming of the U.S. Capitol), religion (Lutherans, heaven, Catholicism), abortion, ice fishing and rural America vs. urban liberals, dogs and sexuality

Backstory

Filmed in front of his parents in Minneapolis, featuring an 'Alpha' neon sign stage design; released during a comedy boom driven by social media

Details

Released
Taped
Sisyphus Brewery, Minneapolis
Runtime
51 min
Where
YouTube
Director
Jesse Chieffo
Topics

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