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Black Coffee and Ice Water

Patton Oswalt

Audible · Album · 2025 · 65 min

Patton Oswalt's first special since We All Scream (2022). Released on Audible.

The set list

3 bits
  1. Artificial intelligence as an internet-fed baby

    After meeting a tech worker whose job is keeping AI from becoming racist because it has access to the internet, Oswalt argues that society is raising AI like meth-head parents letting a baby play with a gun and watch a racism machine all day, suggesting it would make a great premise for the next Terminator movie.

  2. Parenting a teenage daughter

    Reflecting on how his daughter hangs out with him but remains consistently and slightly disappointed in him, realizing the comedic full-circle nature of turning into an embarrassing parent.

  3. Inadvertent comedy in Halloween and post-apocalyptic Hobby Lobby

    Analyzing unintentional humor in the original Halloween film and exploring survivalist possibilities at Hobby Lobby.

How it plays

Tone
Candid, witty, self-effacing, combining personal sadness and cultural confusion
On stage
Polished, literate, erudite, loose, and self-deprecatingly observational
Pace
Relaxed and conversational
About
religion, wolves, parenting a teenager, musical theater, artificial intelligence, pop culture and horror movies

What the critics said

Praised as one of the most polished, literate, and erudite stand-up comics working today who appears relaxed and sincerely appreciative of his audience.

In the room: Warm, enthusiastic, and loving, with mutual appreciation between Oswalt and the theatre crowd.

Summed up from reviews, articles and listings. Sources: audible.com, playbill.com, newyorktheatreguide.com, broadwayworld.com, cracked.com, forbes.com, today.com, cbsnews.com.

Backstory

Marks Oswalt's 10th full stand-up hour and a marquee entry in Audible's stand-up comedy audio offerings

An audio-only standup release as an Audible Original, inspired by Oswalt's nostalgia for classic comedy records and physical albums rather than streaming video, performed amidst navigating parenting a teenager

Details

Released
Taped
Audible's Minetta Lane Theatre, New York
Runtime
65 min
Where
Audible (album)
Before
We All Scream (2022)
After
Tea & Scotch (2026)

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