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High Blood Italian

Renee Gauthier

YouTube · 2023 · 39 min

A veteran writer's sharp debut hour about aging, family, and Epcot.

Renee Gauthier builds her debut comedy special around the sudden, deeply unglamorous realization that she has high blood pressure right before a planned trip to Disney World. Instead of leaning into dramatic lifestyle shifts, she details the quiet panic of searching the internet for quick fixes, buying overpriced celery juice, and trying to lower her numbers so she doesn’t drop dead at Epcot. It is a highly specific, slightly neurotic angle that anchors an hour otherwise dedicated to the chaotic realities of being single and living in Los Angeles while carrying the deep-seated attitude of a Chicago Italian.\n\nReleased in 2023 by production company Four by Three, the special arrived at a point when Gauthier was already a seasoned hand behind the camera, having written and produced for series like Lip Sync Battle and Chelsea Lately. On stage, she channels that sharp writing into dry, fast-paced stories about the exhausting social politics of her younger sister’s barn wedding in Galena, Illinois, where she served as the sole bridesmaid. She also tackles the stark differences between a raucous Italian family gathering and a quiet vegan party, the specific horrors of dating “hot goblins,” and the awkwardness of dodging questions about starting a family by claiming she has a tilted uterus.

The set list

4 bits
  1. Wearing crop tops and attempting Pilates classes

    Explaining how she fakes wrist injuries to sneak out of workout classes early after seeing pregnant women easily outperforming her.

  2. Faking book reading and gluten allergies

    Admitting she lies about reading popular books like Where the Crawdads Sing and pretends to have a gluten allergy at work just for the crackers.

  3. Chicago Italian hospitality versus vegan party hosts

    Contrasting Italian traditions of feeding guests meat, bread, and cheese with vegan parties where guests are asked to bring their own food.

  4. Quitting hand jobs and modern dating

    Ranting about how exhausting hand jobs and dating apps are, recounting a make-out session where she actively avoided doing it.

How it plays

Tone
Irreverent, confessional, and observational.
On stage
Candid, outspoken Chicago Italian who expresses being completely exhausted with pretending and societal expectations.
About
Body image and workout classes, Food, gluten intolerance, and diet culture, Italian hospitality vs. vegan parties, Dating apps and modern sexual encounters, Her younger sister's wedding, High blood pressure at Disney World

Backstory

Released in 2023 via Four by Three after years of writing and producing for television shows like Lip Sync Battle and RuPaul's Drag Race.

Details

Released
Runtime
39 min
Where
YouTube
Director
Alisha Gaddis
Honors
Earned Grammy buzz
Topics

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