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Chris Distefano

Comedy Central · 2019 · 54 min

Brooklyn bravado meets modern anxiety in Distefano's debut hour.

Chris Distefano’s comedy thrives on the friction between the tough-guy Brooklyn he grew up in and the gentrified borough it became. He acts out this generational divide with high-energy physical impressions, contrasting his 385-pound father’s physical threats with the delicate modern realities of peanut allergies and therapy-speak. The core of his act is a refusal to fully commit to either side. He is a guy who has a doctorate in physical therapy but is still deeply embarrassed by grown men riding kick scooters in business suits.\n\nFilmed at Roulette Intermedium in Brooklyn and released by Comedy Central in January 2019, Size 38 Waist arrived at a transitional moment in Distefano’s career. Having built his name on MTV’s Guy Code and several failed network sitcom pilots, this first hour-long special was designed to establish his voice on a larger stage. He even secured an on-stage introduction and a pre-taped sketch from veteran actor Chazz Palminteri, lending some cinematic wiseguy credibility to a set that spends a significant amount of time discussing the comic’s own struggles with anxiety and his complete inability to handle recreational drugs.\n\nMuch of the material centers on his domestic life, particularly co-parenting his half-Puerto Rican, half-Italian daughter. He leans heavily into his own contradictions, detailing his anxiety diagnosis and a disastrous experience with a cannabis edible while maintaining the loud, defensive cadence of a guy from the neighborhood.

The set list

4 bits
  1. Scripted introduction featuring actor Chazz Palminteri.

    Plays on Palminteri's iconic New York persona and Distefano's relationship with his father.

  2. Spontaneous crowd work with an audience member at the top of the show.

    Unplanned audience interaction executed early in the set to build adrenaline and set a conversational tone.

  3. Reflecting on Brooklyn's rapid gentrification and old versus new neighborhood mentalities.

    Contrasts gritty memories of growing up getting punched in the face in old Brooklyn with contemporary hipster culture.

  4. Parenting experiences and raising his young half-Puerto Rican daughter as a single father.

    Uses personal, candid domestic anecdotes grounded in cultural differences and personal growth.

How it plays

Tone
Personal, conversational, self-deprecating, and intentionally non-political.
On stage
A charming, open-minded comic balanced with a grittier Brooklyn-born edge, self-effacing demeanor, and accessible bar-room relatability.
Pace
Conversational, highly energized momentum boosted by early crowd interaction and adrenaline.
About
Brooklyn gentrification and local history, Fatherhood and raising a half-Puerto Rican, half-Italian daughter, Childhood with ADHD, Conservative upbringing versus open-minded adulthood, Family dynamics and his relationship with his father

Backstory

Filmed in his native borough while battling illness, reflecting on single fatherhood, co-parenting his half-Puerto Rican daughter, and navigating the cultural shift of Brooklyn gentrification against the backdrop of an exclusive overall development deal with Comedy Central.

Details

Released
Taped
2018, Roulette Intermedium, Brooklyn
Runtime
54 min
Where
Comedy Central
Director
Michael Wolf, Shannon Hartman
Topics
Before
The Half Hour (2014)
After
Speshy Weshy (2022)

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