Take Me With You

Jordan Jensen takes the stage with a specific strain of gritty, frantic energy that rejects the modern pressure for women to look effortlessly calm. Her material operates on a simple premise: trying to be a chill gal is a trap, and femininity is an absurd performance. She delivers her set in front of a backdrop designed to look like a shedding uterine lining, immediately setting a tone that is aggressively gross, deeply physical, and entirely unconcerned with making the audience comfortable. Filmed at the Gramercy Theatre in New York City and directed by Jason Katz, the hour arrived in September 2025, capitalising on Jensen’s massive rise as a podcaster and club road warrior. She spends a significant portion of the hour mining her bizarre upstate New York upbringing—raised by three lesbian moms and a construction-worker father who passed away when she was young. Notable segments include her frantic breakdown of ADHD spiraling, a memorable bit about napkin pants, and an honest, unsettling look at the everyday precautions women take to avoid assault. The hour established Jensen as a distinct headliner, earning a spot on Vulture’s list of the best comedy specials of 2025. While some traditionalists bristled at the vulgarity of her delivery, the set works because of how she uses her aggressive energy to mock heterosexual relationship dynamics and the exhaustion of forced self-love.