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The Machine

Bert Kreischer

Showtime · 2016 · 70 min

A shirtless comic recounts his accidental run-in with the Russian mafia.

Before he was selling out arenas, Bert Kreischer was a traveling TV host still trying to outrun his 1997 Rolling Stone profile as Florida State’s premier party animal. This 2016 Showtime special, recorded at the Irvine Improv in California, is the moment he successfully converted those frat-boy credentials into a sustainable stand-up act. Performing without his shirt, Kreischer leans into the friction between his past life as a reckless student and his current reality as a suburban husband and father.

The hour moves through personal storytelling that mixes family life with bizarre scenarios, like his daughter practicing softball with an imaginary ball, a family zip-lining trip, and a childhood encounter with former NBA player Ralph Sampson. But the entire special is anchored by its closing bit, an elaborate recount of a college trip to Russia. Kreischer details how he accidentally majored in Russian, earned the nickname “The Machine” from local mobsters, and ended up robbing a train full of his own classmates. The routine went viral shortly after the special’s release, defining his career and eventually inspiring a feature-length action comedy.

The set list

2 bits
  1. The Machine (Russia trip)

    Recounting a college trip to Russia in the mid-1990s where he inadvertently partied with the Russian mafia, robbed a passenger train including his classmates, and was dubbed 'The Machine.'

  2. Run-in with a grizzly bear

    An unforgettable and incredible personal encounter with a grizzly bear.

How it plays

Tone
Raunchy, goofy, and endearing.
On stage
Shirtless storyteller, energetic life of the party, and overgrown man-child balanced with being a husband and father.
About
Fatherhood and family, Drinking and partying, International travel, Unbelievable personal encounters

Details

Released
Taped
Irvine Improv - Irvine Spectrum Center
Runtime
70 min
Where
Showtime
Director
Ryan Polito
Topics
After
Secret Time (2018)

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