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Just No!

Urzila Carlson

YouTube · 2025 · 64 min

Communal venting about life's small annoyances from a stage in Brisbane.

Urzila Carlson operates on the premise that modern human beings are completely united by what irritates them. Filmed at the Brisbane Powerhouse, this hour sees the South African-New Zealander targeting the minor social violations of daily life with her characteristically frank, deadpan style of stand-up. Rather than attempting to find peace or common ground, she leans into the shared release of communal annoyance, telling stories about camping trips, the misery of bake sales, and the daily compromises of the female wardrobe.\n\nAt this point in her career, Carlson was riding a massive wave of popularity across Australia and New Zealand, consistently selling out festival runs and securing her status as a fixture on regional television. Her momentum in 2025 extended internationally as she landed a role in a high-profile Happy Madison feature and made her US live debut. On stage, however, her focus remains delightfully small-scale and physical. She spends chunks of the show detailing the physics of underwire bras, the logistical necessity of taking over men’s public restrooms, and why she cannot stand people who say “bless you” after a sneeze. It is a conversational performance, delivered with the easy rhythm of someone who has spent years perfecting her club-ready timing.

The set list

2 bits
  1. The Bless You Incident

    Reacting sarcastically at an airport queue when a woman sneezes on her neck and snaps back that she is not a Christian

  2. The Female Form and Mastitis

    Comparing the absurd medical recommendation of placing boiled cabbage on painful breasts with the urgent scientific care men would receive if testicles were inflamed

How it plays

Tone
Cheeky, deadpan, candid, and irreverent
On stage
Trademark deadpan delivery and cheeky wit, authentic, conversational, and direct
Pace
Deadpan, energetic, and storytelling-driven
About
Female anatomy and bodily changes, Social etiquette and bad manners, Everyday annoyances, Relationships and gender dynamics, Camping, Reality television

Backstory

Toured throughout 2023 across Australia, the UK, and Europe before filming in Brisbane; released freely on YouTube concurrently with her Hollywood film debut in Netflix's 'Kinda Pregnant'

Details

Released
Taped
2024, Brisbane Powerhouse
Runtime
64 min
Where
YouTube
Topics
Before
It's Personal (2024)
After
Just Jokes (2026)

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