Robert Schimmel
Stand-up specials
Unspeakable filth delivered with the tired sigh of a defeated man.
Robert Schimmel stands on stage and details explicit sexual scenarios with the flat, tired cadence of a man explaining why his car failed inspection. He does not shout to sell a punchline. He sighs, shrugs, and confesses to terrible behavior in a low, quiet register. When a premise pushes the room into a shocked, groaning silence, he does not back down. He waits a beat, lets the discomfort hang in the air, and adds a tag that makes his own depravity the punchline.
He occupies a specific tier in standup: the comic who was too dirty for late-night network television but became a permanent fixture on premium cable and satellite radio. Through the 1990s and 2000s, he was a staple on Howard Stern’s show and HBO. He remains the benchmark for comics trying to fold severe personal tragedy into a set without losing the filth of the act. Years after his death in 2010, comedians still study his albums to see exactly how far an uncomfortable premise can go.
His sets operate as long, plainspoken confessions. Schimmel built whole routines around the indignity of the human body. He would describe a hospital visit or a collapsing marriage while stripping away the usual distance a comedian keeps from the crowd. He breaks the tension in the room by making himself look entirely pathetic. He never asks for pity. He just outlines exactly how weak he felt in an examining room, daring the audience to listen.
The medical horrors he documented on stage were real. Schimmel survived a heart attack and a long fight with non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma, treating chemotherapy as just another embarrassing inconvenience, before he died in a car crash in 2010.
Standup Specials
Reserection
Robert Schimmel
2004 · WARNER BROS. RECORDS (CD)
If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car
Medical trauma and sexual humiliation anchor this explicitly blue audio set.
Robert Schimmel
1998 · WARNER BROS. RECORDS
Full Frontal Comedy: Episode 5 (L. Black / J. Black / Schimmel / Michaels / Hawkins / Roberts)
A 1995 premium cable showcase featuring an early appearance by Tenacious D.
Lewis Black, Jack Black, Robert Schimmel, Felicia Michaels, Robert Hawkins, Wiley Roberts
1995 · SHOWTIME
Full Frontal Comedy: Episode 1 (Romano / Schimmel / White / LaRose)
A 1995 premium cable showcase of domestic neuroses and club filth.
Ray Romano, Robert Schimmel, Steve White, Scott LaRose
1995 · SHOWTIME
Guilty as Charged
Deadpan filth and elaborate humiliation from a premium cable veteran.
Robert Schimmel
1994 · SHOWTIME