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Comedy Central Presents

Dave Attell

Comedy Central · 1999 · 20 min

A nicotine-stained half-hour of dive-bar logic and blackout drinking.

Dave Attell is the late-night patron saint of bad decisions, and this half-hour is a pristine document of his club-honed dirtbag philosophy. Filmed right before Insomniac made him a cable fixture, the set is an unrelenting sprint through dive-bar logic. He doesn’t just deliver jokes; he builds a seedy, nicotine-stained atmosphere where blackouts and terrible sexual encounters are the natural order of things.

The set was recorded at the Hudson Theatre in New York City in 1999, landing right in the middle of Attell’s three-year run as a commentator on The Daily Show. He details the specifics of Jack Daniel’s blackouts, defends the mechanics of masturbation, and complains about the creeping threat of indoor smoking bans. His delivery is a gruff, rhythmic transmission that barely gives the crowd time to process the dirt. Between the heavy drinking material, he explains exactly how watching the Discovery Channel ruins a person’s dating life by filling their head with facts about sea otters having four nipples.

The set list

4 bits
  1. Blacking out from drinking Jack Daniel's, which he calls 'time travel'

    Compares heavy drinking to time travel where you wake up playing a knife game in North Dakota or working at White Castle for three years.

  2. Needing a cigarette after sex or murder

    Argues that sex and murder provoke the exact same post-act reaction and urge to smoke.

  3. Asking a one-legged man for directions instead of a man with one tooth

    Explains that a one-legged man will always know the easiest shortcuts and will have a cooler backstory than someone with one tooth.

  4. Getting into a brawl with an ex-Navy SEAL

    Recounts getting into a fight after a show, wetting his pants, and crying on the toilet afterward.

How it plays

Tone
Edgy, irreverent, and self-ironic, focusing on crazy personal stories rather than political commentary.
On stage
Self-deprecating and ironic, openly making fun of his own appearance, weight, and habits, describing his look as 'Andre-Agassi-with-a-drinking-problem.'
About
drinking, brawling, blacking-out, smoking, relationships and sex

Backstory

Season 2, Episode 7 of the Comedy Central Presents stand-up series taped in New York City.

Details

Released
Runtime
20 min
Where
Comedy Central
Director
Paul Miller
Topics
Before
Pulp Comics (1997)
After
Skanks for the Memories... (2003)

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