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Comedy Central Presents

Nick Swardson

Comedy Central · 2001 · 22 min

A 24-year-old comic pitches his ideal techno funeral.

Nick Swardson outlines his dying wish with total sincerity. He wants a standard closed-casket service interrupted by heavy bass, a strobe light, and his corpse dropping from the ceiling on cables to bounce along to a techno beat. To complete the scene, he plans to pay John Stamos to stand in the back and cry, leaving his mourning family to ask one another if Nick actually knew John Stamos. That kind of highly specific, elaborate absurdity drives the act. He isn’t talking about taxes or the news. He is pitching his future as a 90-year-old man and explaining what happens when you take hallucinogens and try to fight a lamp.

Filmed at the Hudson Theatre in New York City, this half-hour set aired in early 2001 and captured the comic right before his television career accelerated. At 24, he was among the youngest performers to receive a Comedy Central Presents episode. This is Swardson before his tenure on Reno 911! or his steady work in studio films, presenting himself as a kid from Minneapolis who loves video games and casually lies to his friends just to make his anecdotes better. The material is silly but structurally sound, moving quickly through his frustration with airport signs, his attempts to impress his grandmother, and the grim reality of children going through Pokémon withdrawal.

The set list

5 bits
  1. Techno funeral

    Fantasizing about having John Stamos attend his techno-themed funeral.

  2. Worst job and Vanna White

    Recounting the worst job he ever had and wanting a job less challenging than Vanna White's.

  3. Video games and Pokemon

    Discussing his love of video games, references to Pac-Man, and kids addicted to Pokemon.

  4. Future as an elderly man

    Talking about his exciting future as a 90-year-old man.

  5. Impressing his grandma

    Aiming to impress his grandmother.

How it plays

On stage
Big kid
About
video games, worst jobs, aging, family, pop culture

Backstory

Part of Comedy Central's signature half-hour showcase series 'Comedy Central Presents', taped in New York City with custom set designs reflecting each comic's material.

Details

Released
Runtime
22 min
Where
Comedy Central
Director
Paul Miller
Topics
After
Comedy Central Presents (2006)

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