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Comedy Central Presents: Tess

Tess Drake

Comedy Central · 2005 · 21 min

A 2005 cable half-hour focused on dating and discount plastic surgery.

Tess Drake leans into her self-proclaimed “Juicy Girl” persona, dismantling early-2000s Hollywood weight standards and demanding that women embrace whatever shape they happen to be in. Her half-hour is built on confident, conversational storytelling rather than rapid-fire setups. She commands the stage with specific grievances, airing out frustrations about judgmental coworkers, men who expect women to hike on first dates, and the general indignities of daily life.

Landing her Comedy Central Presents debut two years after a finalist run on Last Comic Standing, Drake uses the cable platform to recount her own questionable decisions. She details a Tijuana breast reduction gone noticeably wrong, explains why her stint as a temp worker was doomed, and recalls the exhausting reality of performing for naive college girls who corner her after shows.

The set list

4 bits
  1. The difference between "plus sized" and "juicy"

    Explains how she defines and embraces being a "juicy" woman rather than just "plus sized".

  2. Never filing sexual harassment accusations

    Explains why, as a self-proclaimed "Juicy Girl", she would never make accusations of or file for sexual harassment.

  3. Working temporary jobs

    Breaks down the reasons why she was terrible at temp work.

  4. Running for political office

    Argues why she should run for office.

How it plays

On stage
Self-proclaimed "Juicy Girl"
About
Body image and being "plus sized" vs. "juicy", Sexual harassment accusations, Temp work, Running for office

Details

Released
Runtime
21 min
Where
Comedy Central
Director
Paul Miller
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