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Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents

Damien Lemon

Comedy Central · 2014 · 30 min

A tight twenty minutes of casual complaints and relationship paranoia.

Damien Lemon excels at taking everyday irritations and pushing them until the logic completely unravels. His 2014 set thrives on this kind of conversational escalation, turning standard premises into hyper-specific grievances. Whether he is breaking down the ego trip of a failed novelist writing a Yelp review or explaining exactly why he dreams of being intimate with a commercial hand dryer, his delivery remains quiet and measured.

Filmed at the Royale in Boston as part of Comedy Central’s third season of The Half Hour, the twenty-minute set captures a working New York comic earning a larger spotlight. At the time, Lemon was already a familiar face from MTV2’s Guy Code, but this stage time allowed him to stretch out on longer concepts. He spends a significant portion of the act outlining his deep resentment for destination weddings, before shifting gears to detail the specific dread of spooning after a one-night stand.

The set list

5 bits
  1. Foodies vs. fat people

    Argues that identifying as a 'foodie' is merely a euphemism to mask gluttony, stating that fat people have more dignity because foodies use the title to conceal doing 'fat people shit'

  2. Destination weddings

    Expresses contempt for destination weddings, framing an invitation not as a celebration of romantic love, but as a friendship appraisal

  3. Fear of commitment

    Explains that he fears commitment much like getting locked into a new phone plan, while pointing out that paying for his partner's Netflix account is his way of taking care of her

  4. Yelp reviews written by failed novelists

    Mocks failed novelists who vent their literary ambitions into online Yelp reviews

  5. Sex with a hand dryer

    Jokes about his dream and desire of sticking his penis inside an automated bathroom hand dryer

How it plays

On stage
Opinionated comic who disdains people masking uncomfortable truths behind nicer labels
About
foodies and gluttony, destination weddings, commitment and relationships, Yelp reviews, bathroom hand dryers

Backstory

Part of Season 3 of Comedy Central's 'The Half Hour' stand-up series; Lemon taped on 'New York night' alongside Chris Distefano, Rachel Feinstein, and Yannis Pappas, opening the taping while battling a cold

Details

Released
Taped
Royale Theatre, Boston
Runtime
30 min
Where
Comedy Central
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