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Schmear Campaign

Ester Steinberg

Comedy Dynamics · 2025 · 43 min

Motherhood, family scandals, and her father's doomed lingerie bagel shop.

Ester Steinberg's first special since Burning Bush (2021). Released , on Comedy Dynamics.

Most family roasts settle for annoying habits, but Ester Steinberg has stranger material to mine: her father, a Tampa disability attorney who ran for office five times and tanked his own political ambitions by opening the Bagel Boudoir, a breakfast shop where waitresses in teddies warmed orders in microwave ovens. Steinberg recounts the local scandal with dry relish, treating the public embarrassment as an inheritance meant for the stage.

The rest of the set leans into domestic life in Las Vegas with two young sons, the realities of a mommy makeover, and a pitch for an unappealing homemade sex tape. She keeps a fast, punchy rhythm, adopting the posture of a mother who has neither the time nor the patience for suburban sentimentality.

Taped in March 2024 at The Crow in Santa Monica, California, the 43-minute set was released by Comedy Dynamics in March 2025. It marks a return to a standard comedy club stage after her 2020 debut, Burning Bush, which she recorded heavily pregnant at a pandemic drive-in outside the Rose Bowl.

Notable bits & set list

5 bits
  1. Father's failed political career and the Bagel Boudoir restaurant

    Skewering her father's quirks, annoying sports analogies, and his 1990 cafe where waitresses in lingerie heated food in microwaves, which his political opponents exploited to ruin his campaigns, prompting her to roast him as a 'bagel pimp'

  2. A bold idea for a sex tape

    Fearlessly pitching and sharing a comedic concept for making a sex tape

  3. Tackling a mommy makeover

    Sharing witty and candid jokes about bodily changes and pursuing a mommy makeover after having kids

  4. Generational parenting differences

    Contrasting her work-obsessed father who never changed a diaper with her millennial comedian husband Noah who changes diapers daily

  5. Raising kids in the digital age

    Discussing the challenges of protecting her young children from modern chaos and online media

How it plays

Tone
Sharp, fearless, witty, and bold
On stage
Fearless, witty, and boundary-pushing proud Jewish mom comic
About
Motherhood and parenting two boys, Generational parenting styles, Father's failed political campaigns and bagel restaurant, Raising kids in the digital age, Mommy makeover, Marriage and sex

Backstory

Living in Las Vegas raising two young sons with husband Noah Gardenswartz; drawing personal comedic material from family life, motherhood, and her upbringing as the daughter of a lawyer who opened the infamous Bagel Boudoir cafe in Tampa and lost five political campaigns

Details

Released
Runtime
43 min
Where
Comedy Dynamics
Director
Jason Katz
Topics
Before
Burning Bush (2021)

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