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Conversations With Inanimate Objects

Gary Gulman

New Wave Entertainment · Album · 2005 · 52 min

A highly analytical audit of cookies, citrus, and minor anxieties.

Gary Gulman’s debut comedy album functions as a highly granular audit of daily life, analyzing mundane decisions and consumer goods with the obsessive care of an IRS auditor. Released in 2005, the audio-only record captures the Boston-bred comic in the immediate wake of his breakthrough run as a finalist on NBC’s Last Comic Standing. Rather than relying on high-octane stage energy, he delivers his sets with a deliberate, conversational tempo that allows his elaborate premises room to breathe.

The album is best known for two massive, hyper-detailed bits that established his reputation as a meticulous writer. “The Hierarchy of Cookies” is a thirteen-minute breakdown of the grocery store biscuit ecosystem, evaluating everything from the mechanical perfection of the Oreo to the baffling existence of the Fig Newton. In “Grape vs. Grapefruit,” Gulman questions the naming conventions of citrus, treating the grapefruit not as a breakfast food but as a divine blunder that bears no relation to its superior, bite-sized namesake.

Recorded across various club sets and released via Comedy Central Records, the tracking includes earlier, shorter routines on prison life and elementary school physical education, laying the foundation for a style built on exhaustive, deadpan observation.

The set list

2 bits
  1. The disparity between grapes and grapefruits ('Grapefruits of Wrath')

    Explores the confusion around why grapefruits are named after grapes and imagines the committee tasked with naming different fruits

  2. The Hierarchy of Cookies

    An extended breakdown ranking different cookies

How it plays

Tone
Observational, non-political, and light-hearted
On stage
Observational comic emphasizing wordplay, vocabulary, and confident charm
About
Everyday life, Mundane objects and food, Childhood and elementary school, Family and mom, Inventions

What the critics said

Described as a critically lauded, very funny debut showcasing his classic observational style

Summed up from reviews, articles and listings. Sources: en.wikipedia.org, comedydynamics.com, last.fm, josh-lubarr-silliness.blogspot.com, imdb.com, easterncarolinastyle.com.

Details

Released
Runtime
52 min
Where
New Wave Entertainment (album)
Topics
After
It's About Time (2016)

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