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Jim Gaffigan

Prime Video · 2019 · 75 min

Jim Gaffigan jokes about horses, terrible social excuses, and emergency surgery.

Jim Gaffigan wants to know why people aren’t more honest when trying to skip social obligations, arguing that fabricating a complex excuse is far more exhausting than telling the truth. At the same time, he advocates for lying directly to children as an essential parenting survival skill. This hour marks a return to his reliable territory of domestic chaos, physical laziness, and the absurdities of everyday life, like celebrating a dog’s birthday or forcing five children through an art museum.

Recorded at the State Theatre in Minneapolis and directed by his wife and longtime writing partner, Jeannie Gaffigan, this 2019 performance served as Amazon’s first-ever original comedy special. Coming off a period of intensive touring and a growing list of dramatic film roles, Gaffigan keeps things firmly in his comedic comfort zone here, relying heavily on his signature self-deprecating stage persona.

A major centerpiece of the set recounts an emergency appendectomy Gaffigan endured while vacationing in Alaska, an ordeal that required an airlift and left him with a deep resentment of the organ. He reasons that the appendix is essentially the Kardashian of the human body: a total mystery to science that somehow managed to cause excruciating pain. Other notable sequences include a lengthy, ten-minute run on the sheer oddness of horses and a segment on marathon runners fleeing the starting line as if Godzilla were approaching.

The set list

4 bits
  1. Emergency appendectomy in Alaska

    Recounts sudden agonizing pain on a family trip, an unsolicited diagnosis by a vacationing lawyer, an airlift prayer hoping the pain is not just gas, and a tense bear encounter that he playfully suggests might have been fabricated.

  2. Faux-hacky horse jokes

    Spends extended stage time delivering deliberate horse jokes before breaking the fourth wall to taunt the audience about the self-inflicted awkward tension.

  3. Social honesty versus lying to children

    Questions why adults cannot simply decline event invitations with complete honesty while freely embracing lying to their own kids.

  4. Dog birthday party

    Details attending a surprise birthday party thrown for a dog inside his apartment building, justifying his attendance simply because he needed the standup material.

How it plays

Tone
Affable, relatable, lighthearted, self-mocking, and clean.
On stage
Self-deprecating everyman, 'King of Clean', unpretentious middle-aged goofy dad, and an absurdist disguised as a regular guy.
Pace
Effortless, steady, and unhurried; a seasoned professional who never breaks a sweat under the spotlight.
About
food and weight, lying to children, declining social invitations, family vacations and travel, horses and pets, medical emergencies

What the critics said

Praised by critics as a reliably funny, affable, and well-crafted return to frivolous observational humor following the personal drama of his previous special.

In the room: Welcoming, warm, and engaged, laughing easily at his relatable family frustrations and playful audience teasing.

Summed up from reviews, articles and listings. Sources: decider.com, themoviedb.org, comedydynamics.com, vulture.com, nytimes.com, avclub.com, theglobeandmail.com, en.wikipedia.org, jimgaffigan.com.

Backstory

Marked Amazon Prime Video's inaugural original stand-up comedy special as the service entered the stand-up market against Netflix; followed Gaffigan's 2018 special Noble Ape which addressed his wife Jeannie's brain tumor recovery.

Details

Released
Taped
State Theatre, Minneapolis
Runtime
75 min
Where
Prime Video
Director
Jeannie Gaffigan
Honors
Grammy Award nomination for Best Comedy Album
Topics
Before
Noble Ape (2018)
After
The Pale Tourist (2020)

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