The Hustler
YouTube · 2023 · 63 min
Post-divorce dating and the art of the foosball hustle.
Kelsey Cook has a highly specific secret weapon: she is a world-champion foosball player who loves to hustle drunk men at dive bars. That title-giving premise sets the tone for a set about weaponizing her own life, but the real heart of the hour is her experience of getting divorced exactly one week before the 2020 lockdowns. While the rest of the world was hoarding toilet paper, Cook was left alone to process a sudden split, turning her isolation into a funny analysis of what happens when a marriage ends just as the world shuts down.\n\nFilmed at Comedy Works in Denver, Colorado, the show features Cook bringing a dry, conversational rhythm to the stage. She digs into the minutiae of her failed marriage, questioning if a relationship is doomed from the start when one partner has to give up peanut butter due to the other’s severe allergy, before moving on to the mundane realities of newly single life. Directed by Eric Abrams, the set covers everything from watching YouTube ASMR videos to feel less alone to the quiet victory of being able to pee in the shower without judgment.
The set list
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Marriage doomed by food allergies
Wonders if her marriage was doomed from the beginning because her husband was forced to give up peanut butter due to her severe allergy.
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Hustling drunk guys at foosball
Describes playing poorly initially before hustling men in bars for money who are unaware that she is a world-champion foosball player.
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Adjusting to divorced life during the pandemic
Contrasts the highs, such as peeing in the shower free of judgment, with the lows, such as watching YouTube ASMR videos to cope with loneliness.
How it plays
- Tone
- Dirty, sharply observed, raunchy, observational, and self-deprecating.
- On stage
- Reflects on relationships with the detached wisdom of a guru; blends an affable demeanor and laid-back confidence with blunt self-awareness.
- Pace
- Joke-dense, tight pacing, sharp and disciplined delivery without being loud or desperate.
- About
- divorce during COVID-19, modern dating and romance, sex and intimacy, competitive foosball hustling, family background
What the critics said
Praised for being smart, sharply observed, and consistently joke-dense with great pacing, though noted for featuring dirty and raunchy sex material.
In the room: Warm and receptive club atmosphere with unscripted riffs and crowd interactions.
Backstory
Cook went through a divorce one week prior to the COVID-19 pandemic in 2020, spending the subsequent pandemic adjusting to single life.
Details
- Released
- Taped
- 2022, Comedy Works Downtown, Denver
- Runtime
- 63 min
- Where
- YouTube
- Director
- Eric Abrams
- Topics
- After
- Mark Your Territory (2025)
More from Kelsey Cook
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Happy Hour
Netflix
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Mark Your Territory
Hulu
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