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Live In Baltimore

Umar Khan

Comedy Dynamics · 2019 · 46 min

A Baltimore school psychologist riffs on gentrification and terrible daytime dates.

Released , on Comedy Dynamics.

Walking through manicured white neighborhoods, Khan treats residents like wild bears. They share similar interests (hiking, fishing, raw honey) and spook easily when startled, so to keep everyone calm he claps his hands and loudly announces harmless phrases about coconut water.

Live in Baltimore captured Khan in 2019 after roughly eight years working clubs across Maryland and Washington, D.C., frequently featuring for touring headliners like Hari Kondabolu and Todd Barry. By day, he worked as a Baltimore public school psychologist, a job that gave him material about childhood anxieties and blunt kids on the spectrum offering unvarnished life advice to bullied classmates.

Filmed in his hometown and released through Comedy Dynamics, the 44-minute debut leans heavily into the friction of local dating and demographic shifts in neighborhoods like Hampden. He points out that daytime coffee dates are a trap because nobody wants to grow increasingly alert as an awkward conversation unfolds, while charcuterie boards are just adult Lunchables marketed to newcomers in gentrified blocks. He also reflects on getting booked for a predominantly Black room after years in front of white indie audiences, discovering firsthand how quickly local stage confidence vanishes when the room dynamic flips.

Notable bits & set list

5 bits
  1. Working as a school psychologist

    Regales the crowd with anecdotes drawn directly from his day job experiences

  2. Living in a gentrifying city and dealing with hipsters

    Observations on urban shifts and cultural changes in Baltimore

  3. Dating and flying as a hairy brown man in America

    Navigating modern American life, romance, and airport travel from his perspective as a person of color

  4. Fat racists

    Comedic commentary on racism and bigotry

  5. Arranged marriages

    Cultural reflections on traditional marriage dynamics

How it plays

Tone
Charmingly relaxed
On stage
Charmingly relaxed; alternately self-described as sometimes woke, sometimes a jerk, but focused on making the audience laugh
Pace
Charmingly relaxed
About
living in a gentrifying city, working as a school psychologist, dating as a hairy brown man in America, flying as a hairy brown man in America, fat racists, arranged marriages

Backstory

Drawing on his experiences as a man of colour and a school psychologist living in his hometown of Baltimore

Details

Released
Runtime
46 min
Where
Comedy Dynamics
Director
Sherwyn Santos
Topics

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