Nick Turner

Stand-up specials

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Screaming petty indignities until the room agrees he was completely right.

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Turner does not build toward shouting; he arrives already heated, voice pitched somewhere between defensive and breathless. He paces like someone who just lost a fistfight with a trash can and needs the room to know the metal started it. A typical bit opens on an admission of pure sloth, like wearing two shirts in July to hide his waistline or lying to an animal shelter just to qualify for an unwanted dog. From there, he mounts a furious defense of his bad choices. When the audience laughs at his expense, he flares up with wounded pride and pushes the volume up another notch.

He came up through the New York alternative scene in the late two-thousands, working basement bars and indie showcases before splitting time with Los Angeles. He never crossed into theater headliner status. Instead, he carved out a space as a dependable club regular who treats every ten-minute set like an all-out sprint.

His debut album, Yelling, captured the frequency of his live act. It is loud, sweat-drenched, and proud of all the wrong instincts. When a routine falls flat, it is usually because the volume outpaces the writing, leaving him screaming before the audience understands why he is angry. But when the setup is solid, the exasperation is undeniable. He takes mundane embarrassments, from getting injured while drunk to haggling over bills, and turns them into high-stakes emergencies where he is clearly the villain.