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Lost & Alone

Chris Porter

Stand Up! Records · Album · 2017 · 59 min

A cynical stand-up album recorded live in Nebraska.

Chris Porter uses his gruff, Kansas-bred cynicism to take apart the modern conveniences and social trends that are supposed to make life easier but mostly make it weird. He operates with a blunt, working-class frustration, targeting things like the performative nature of overachieving people and the sheer desperation of late-thirties singlehood. One of the strongest segments examines the modern Uber ride, analyzing the zero-percent chance that a passenger will ever get a life-affirming conversation out of their driver, let alone some useful guidance.\n\nThe stand-up album was recorded in September 2016 at the Funny Bone Comedy Club in Omaha, Nebraska, and released by Stand Up! Records the following year. At this point in his career, Porter was a seasoned road comic, capitalizing on the momentum of his popular 2014 hour Ugly & Angry. He uses the club intimacy of the Omaha venue to run through tight, observational routines. The set includes a detailed breakdown of aging men’s style choices in a bit on the history of fashion, alongside cynical observations about relationship compromises.

The set list

5 bits
  1. Riding with an Uber driver

    Observing that the likelihood of receiving an uplifting or fulfilling life story from an Uber driver acting as a life coach is virtually zero.

  2. Grandpa's friend named Dirt

    Explaining why meeting a sketchy family friend named Dirt can only lead to bad things.

  3. Tinder and modern dating

    Comparing using Tinder to playing Angry Birds and ranking it alongside activities done while sitting on the toilet.

  4. Romantic encounters and Netflix comedy specials

    Warning against making love while a standup comedy special is playing in the background on Netflix.

  5. The reality of compromise

    Explaining that everyone is essentially a compromise and advising people to let go of their dreams.

How it plays

Tone
High-proof, high-concept, observational, and harsh yet smooth.
On stage
Straightforward, denim-wearing comic with a southern/haggard drawl that screams whiskey and cigarettes; characterized as an imperfect balladeer, reluctant braggart, fashion historian, and marijuana and Fletch connoisseur without puppets, sound cues, or catchphrases.
About
Uber rides, Compromise and giving up dreams, Aging and being 37 and single, Modern dating and Tinder, Intimacy and Netflix, History of women's fashion

Details

Released
Taped
Funny Bone, Omaha
Runtime
59 min
Where
Stand Up! Records (album)
Topics
After
A Man from Kansas (2019)

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