Two Wrongs
YouTube · 2025
A quiet, deadpan hour of hyper-rational parenting and dark logic.
Gus Tate has a knack for applying strict, logical reasoning to deeply uncomfortable premises. The centerpiece of the special, which provides its title, is a dryly analytical argument that combining two terrible moral failures actually yields a slightly less harmful person—specifically, how a child abuser who is also a racist has a restricted target pool and is therefore marginally less dangerous to society.
Filmed at the New York Comedy Club in April 2025 and self-released on YouTube that July, Two Wrongs is Tate’s second hour following 2023’s Top Gus. Tate, a Kentucky native who spent years performing stand-up in Beijing, China, before relocating to New York, relies on a highly structured, deadpan delivery. He brings this same level of low-key logic to domestic topics, such as the agonizingly slow pace of putting shoes on a toddler and the terrifying mystery of dad reflexes.
Rather than relying on high-energy theatricality, Tate keeps things grounded with a flat, conversational cadence. He turns mundane city observations, such as the famous Joshua Bell subway experiment or the awkwardness of house husbandry, into sharp, cynical insights.
The set list
-
Dad reflexes and physical vulnerability
Compares dad reflexes to ball reflexes and likens having a child to having your balls running around outside your body like a Bluetooth connection.
-
Children taking forever to put on shoes
Observes that sweatshop workers can make shoes faster than a five-year-old puts them on, wishing he could adopt one for household competition.
-
Men watching hair-braiding tutorials on TikTok
Riffs on the specific male demographic confident enough to braid their daughter's hair but requiring a masculine guy in a football jersey to teach them instead of a woman.
-
Child picking a giant spiral lollipop at the Empire State Building gift shop
Expresses discomfort because oversized rainbow lollipops feel designed for child entrapment rather than actual eating.
-
The obligation to have children
Argues people must replenish their DNA like making more coffee when finishing an office pot, noting that dying without kids leaves your population impact at net zero.
How it plays
- About
- parenting, dad reflexes, hair braiding tutorials, Olympic beach volleyball, date nights, chastity belts
Backstory
Father of a young daughter and married for ten years; previously started comedy in Beijing before moving to New York.
Details
- Released
- Taped
- New York Comedy Club
- Where
- YouTube
- Topics
- Before
- Top Gus (2023)
More from Gus Tate
-
Top Gus
YouTube
If you liked this
-
Chris Weir Live in Cincinnati
YouTube
-
Jeff Cerulli Live at the Bomb Shelter
Prime Video
-
Jamal Guichon Down To Clown
YouTube
-
Tabari McCoy Be Happy
YouTube
-
Damien Lemon Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents
Comedy Central